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07/01/2001 - 07/31/2001
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10/01/2001 - 10/31/2001
11/01/2001 - 11/17/2001
shout out to:
greymatter
I've been getting more hits than I can follow since I switched servers. It's kind of frustrating, in a fun sort of way.
December 6, 2001
www.hairy girls.com
Google needs to put a note above their search box reminding users that the "www" and ".com's" don't need to be included in your searches for porn (or what have you).
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I don't know why this cracked me up so much, but it did.
"hat with mistletoe"
Very fashionable this time of year.
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My imitations of Apu are more bad than they are funny.
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I wasn't really using my whole ass.
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I think you guys really have a chance at making this work.monkey fuck pics
I'm so proud to rank in the top five for this search.
I want to see picture of pregnant fuck
You will have to look elsewhere.
www.bad nude girl.com
I'm number one! And while I'm not nude, I am very, very bad.December 5, 2001
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Is there anything you'd like to talk about?gumrunners
We'll hope they're of the Bazooka Joe variety.
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Read a magazine, hit on chicks.
"I'll Be Missing You Come Christmas" - New Kids On The Block
Did you ever really start to cry over something that you wrote?
Britt Reames Grandpa
I don't know. Why?
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Those pirates are always looking for some booty.
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You don't want to eat too much.December 4, 2001
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But I only saved yesterday's!
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Do you mean you want to buy a nude girl? Because if a clothed girl let's you buy her, she'll probably be willing to get nekkid for you.
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I'm the 384th result. This person must be passionate in their hatred of Walmart.
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If he was all that feminine, he'd chop that baby clean off.December 4, 2001
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That sounds more like a kinkybot.
Pictures of Mello Yello
There appears to be a more relevant site for this....
what does shiver me timbers mean?
I don't know.
madden bowl entry for 2001-02
Number one! Woohoo!
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Well, this did alert me to the fact those images are broken....December 3, 2001
PEOPLE HAVING SEX PITCHERS
I didn't know you could still use that pitch....
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They love to roof on hot days. That's about all I know.
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Sucks getting all those bugs in your teeth.
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It's so beautiful.
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Who doesn't?
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That was way thorough.
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That's just wrong.
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This is one of those hits you just don't expect to get twice in one day.nude penguins
Live nude penguins!
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She does look best with that blue tint.December 2, 2001
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It is quite the bitch.
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I think they added that number during The Secret Garden's run in London.
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Of over 5,000,000 results, I rank in the top 250. And there is no nudity whatsoever on my page. Nice.
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It's good to be the Santa.
14 year olds and likes to look up porn
Damn those curious kids!
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I don't know, but she doesn't seem to like you.Can't find xbox taco bell ticket
Them's is the breaks.
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That sounds hot.
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I like to think that by "dog" the searcher means "friend".
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Because sometimes, the search requests aren't funny at all. They're merely disturbing.December 1, 2001
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I don't know who that is.
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While I am awfully hot, I don't think I'd go that far.
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Dump the bitch.
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Yeah, I guess.
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There's a new one.November 30, 2001
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He has a problem.+naked+home+bored+wife+picture
My camera disk died. Damn it.
Pictures of people playing Pickle Ball
I lost nearly fifty pictures. The Bastard. (None of those pictures involved pickle ball.)
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I have to buy a new disk now, too. Fucking A. (Not "fucking a right friends".)
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But at least I finished my novel today.popular girl nude and i want picture of popular girl nude
I got these two hits from different sources, a few hours apart. Neat.
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I stick to eating it.November 29, 2001
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Which is in sharp contrast to my usual hits for free porn.
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Ouch. But I didn't have to deal with it.
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Unfortunately, this is not actually a personal homepage for a bisexual female.
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Not here, we don't.Blue onion ocarina
Yummy! And I'm the last search result.
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Sutton Foster?
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Alas, this appears to be true. They [heart] underachieving.
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They must want some of that scrap tobbacco.
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I am in some horrible company on that search.
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That's me, baby. (I don't much understand my listing in that one. It uses my first name, and it points to my about page, of all things. Strange.)
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"My name is Bill, I'm an alcoholic, and I love to post free porn pics."November 28, 2001
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It's in very poor taste.
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It's just The Dirt Cheap Chicken in a Santa hat.
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It's like all of my dreams are coming true.
Vanilla Ice SNL images
It was a brilliant performance.
velcro
I [heart] hits for single words.Allegra nude girlfriend -Curtis
I wouldn't want Curtis on my Allegra nude girlfriend, either.
i had sex with my grandma
And you are one sick mofo. Or g-mofo, if you will.
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Who doesn't take the occasional nude walk?
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That cat has defied all odds.
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"Have yourself a gay semi nude Christmas,
This may be your last...."
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Those bottles are always so full of liquor.
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They're reasonably priced, too. They make the perfect stocking stuffer!
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Skippy'll love 'em!November 27, 2001
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I'm not taking Cat and Chicken to get pierced.
do you eat cum
No.
Bill Nigh the Science guy software
He's so cool.November 26, 2001
ORIGINAL BETTER THAN SEX PIE RECIPE
That sounds tasty.
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I currently provide no downloadable pirate shit. So sorry.
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Oh, I don't know. Probably the one about the duck.
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It kind of depends on the situation....the sims hairy pussy patch
That does sound like a huge improvement on the original game.
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Alas, there are no pictures of me on the site.
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I am so not buying this product.
Cat under Christmas Tree Pictures
Huzzah! Someone came to my site and found what they were looking for!
T206 Card Holders
Those do come in handy, don't they?
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The operative word being "stuff".
cum in my eye pictures
Ouch.November 25, 2001
MIKE PIAZZA GAY NUDE PHOTO
He does look awfully happy in it.
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This person does not appear to have been using IE 6.0 to look at my site.
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That's probably better than rusty, at least.
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It is that time of year.
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I really don't know The Muffin Man very well.
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I like to pretend they mean cats.
little wenches
Yes, tiny ones.
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What, you think Santa delivers for free?November 24, 2001
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If those meth ads are correct, I'm inclined to think that the chatters in those rooms will type pretty fast.
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Naked AND sailors. The order is too tall.
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I'm good for more than just Chevy's salsa.
how is chevy's salsa made
It's made fresh, and involves liquid smoke.
"I Like Pie"
What's up with the pie searches? Are people just really excited about their Thanksgiving leftovers?November 23, 2001
"pie pie I like pie"
They have taken the words right out of my mouth.November 21, 2001
pirate's favorite cheese
That's a good question, but, alas, I don't know the answer.
fonts + chevy's fresh mex
Cool! And I'm the only result.
PIRATE CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT
Arr, merry Christmas to ye!
thirteen year old in a porn movie
That's illegal and bad!November 20, 2001
boys wearing bras+pics
Perhaps they were wearing the bro.
Mary-Kate and Ashley bobble heads
Good lord, no....November 19, 2001
"CHEAP FEEL" PICS
I don't want to pay too much for my feels.
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Heeeeeey!
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Quite the time honored Thanksgiving tradition, that.
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That's my favorite ESPN channel.
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I'm working overtime, baby.
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Come fly the pure blue skies.
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Nude harpsichord playing!November 18, 2001
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I'm picturing that yellow guy from Barney, getting hot and/or nasty.
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Check out that version of Google. Fun stuff.
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You just have to be able to see them, I guess.
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That's a very pretty name, little girl.
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She's bewitched us all, I fear.
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Those sex picture are so transparent.