see also:
main lawnpig archives
Disturbing Search Requests
tasty-pirate.org

other stuff:
about lawnpig
all-time favorite search requests
entries I've posted to DSR

latest archives:
blogger - May 2006 and on

independent archives:
April 2006
March 2006
February 2006
January 2006
December 2005
November 2005
October 2005
September 2005
August 2005
July 2005
June 2005

greymatter archives:
May 2005
April 2005
March 2005
February 2005
January 2005
December 2004
November 2004
October 2004
September 2004
August 2004
July 2004
June 2004
May 2004
April 2004
March 2004
February 2004
January 2004
December 2003
November 2003
October 2003
September 2003
August 2003
July 2003
June 2003
May 2003
April 2003
March 2003
February 2003
January 2003
December 2002
November 2002
October 2002
September 2002
August 2002
July 2002
June 2002
May 2002
April 2002
March 2002
February 2002
January 2002
December 2001

blogger archives:
02/01/2001 - 02/28/2001
03/01/2001 - 03/31/2001
04/01/2001 - 04/30/2001
05/01/2001 - 05/31/2001
06/01/2001 - 06/30/2001
07/01/2001 - 07/31/2001
08/01/2001 - 08/31/2001
09/01/2001 - 09/30/2001
10/01/2001 - 10/31/2001
11/01/2001 - 11/17/2001
11/18/2001 - 12/07/2001

many thanks to:
sitemeter



February 24, 2006 @ 10:15 PM

beautiful grils penis photo
Dude, that's no gril. I think it's a pizza oven.

picters bag of sugar
Clearly, you were thinking of that one episode of Beavis and Butthead with the sugar baby.

good things cum to those who wait zelda
And by good things, I mean ocarinas.

see picture of men when he sex with gril
Most of the pictures show him crying out in agony over the third degree burns to his genitals and thighs.

Picters of water going through sand
"I'm going to put it on my facebook profile!"

your secret photos of the girl next door
I don't have pictures of the girl next door. She lives across the street.

If my wisdom teeth are growing in straight, should they still hurt? *
Well, you are teething.

I want to fuck my teacher what can i do? her name is gina
Are you twelve? Because teachers love that action, apparently. Her name is Gina.

child abuse getting kicked in penis
I'd like to give child abuse a good cock punching, myself.

horny andy benes
You'd be horny, too, if you spent all that time with Fredbird.

look for letter from son on father birthday
Just write from the heart. It's school papers that you need to copy from the internet.

gold grills for teeth in pittsburgh pa
Drills, maybe?

looking for the word meaning legit
Used in a sentence: "MC Hammer was 2 legit 2 quit."

where people go to have free phonesex
Yahoo! pool.

black girls with ass hungry for heard
All they want is for someone to listen to them. Will you, searcher? Will you?

mommy and daddy were in to underage girls and sucking and fucking
"That's why I was put into foster care."

picters of hot(not gay) guys.com
That's stupid. You can't have a URL with parenthesis.

pictures gay and fuck girl a boy fat sex sex sex
fuck me grils iam a man no ties..
............ !?!

is there a picher of the really loch ness monster
Yes.

link

February 4, 2006 @ 11:30 PM

scott fucked alf jokes
Their beautiful love is not a joke. How dare you laugh at something so pure?

Picture of Hairy Wild Rye "Plant"
Here you are. I find it amusing that you put "plant" in quotes.

horny female clowns
"So high, I can't come down,
I'm wearing makeup like a clown..."

go nads and pussy
That's either the best or worst name for a basketball team I've ever heard.

pictures of girls gone wild extreme stan girl images
Usually, I can figure out what the searcher was trying to find. This is an exception. Stan?

shaq dick fake pics
I can understand being a little curious about Shaq's penis, but what good will fake pictures do?

real pretty grils.com
I put a little pink bow in my grills hair when it's not in use.

www.foot fucking two girl each other insert foot own pussy.com
I have several problems with this as a URL. First, it's just too long. Second, it doesn't flow. No one will remember it.

a hat for the grils pussy
I keep picturing this as a book cover.

photos playboy the gril next door
That grill is so lucky, getting to live next door to the Mansion. I bet it even gets invited over every now and again.

what is meant by tits
Ya got me.

This batch wasn't very funny, save for the Alf hit.

link