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March 21, 2006 @ 10:00 PM

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"Were you looking for birthday homes?"
Yes, MSN. I'm searching for a house that I can live in only for my birthday.

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I can see where that could get mighty hot. Just don't light it.

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I get that statestic = statistic, but I still don't understand.

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Not much, that's for sure!

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Damn it! Now I regret going with "tasty-pirate.org."

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Ouch, indeed. How did the doctors get it out?

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Jim Edmonds is holding nothing back this season.

"bud bowl I" and "commercial" and "download"
I agree, searcher. That would be awesome.

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Maybe you were dreaming of a garden growing far below. Maybe you were dreaming of a life that you will never know.

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They do quite well, thank you. And yourself?

"pacman frog" "eggs"
Nope. Totally over my head.

I am horney and want to fuck right now. My number is
Well played, searcher. Well played.

is that ass hungry
Are you accusing me of not feeding my pack animals?

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That's my least favorite part of Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Were Made For Walkin'" video. Willie Nelson, why?

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This amuses me so, so much.

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He's trouble, grills.

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Save a horse, kids.

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Just extant sharks, or...?

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