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June 22, 2005 @ 04:56 PM

my personal site, favourite clips, big tits
He simply searches all his "favourite" things, and then he doesn't feel so bad.

geneaology for Hayden Christensen
I'm sure that there's a fan site somewhere that can help you, Hayden. (Check your spelling, dear.)

Search the web for: cat bell tits
You did search the web. Do you need a bell to warn birds that the tits are coming?

"why does life have to be so sad" *
Short answer: Because it sucks. But you take the good, and you take the bad... etc. = the facts of life.

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I don't even know what the Jude Law living in Oklahoma looks like.

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There's a fantastic pun to made in here, but I'm just going to tell you that I have no idea how to sex toads.

"when you talk about the rams" *
When they put that song out, the Rams really were the best in the NFL, and they did win the Super Bowl.

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June 13, 2005 @ 08:37 PM

Jedi "Ronald McDonald Skin"
Always have a friend wearing big red shoes, you will.

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I have a feeling it will all arouse you.

kangaroo goings
I'm assuming that you already know all about kangaroo comings.

"powerful jedi ever" -rots -sith -3 -iii
Sadly, I think that's one goal Anakin failed to achieve.

www. sexual intercourse gril gril gril .com
Lay off! I'm not going to tell you about that, so stop grilling me.

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Really? Because I think that you should take what you can get with a search that specific, including blogs.

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Grrrrrrrrrr!

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Love for your fellow man, and peace.

pittsburgh pirate coupon book
Altavista wonders: "Were you looking for 'pirate coupon book' near Pittsburgh, PA"
Why, yes! He was hoping to find his best friend, Pirate Coupon Book.

Next Great Depression Weeks away *
Eh, I'm good. There are some canned goods and bottled water in the pantry.

i want to see sons fucking their moms without any credit card or other ways to pay
That would be pretty shitty for her to charge her own son for sex.

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Eric? Is that you?

zatschkowitsch
New York policeman.

revenge of the sith wristband *
Like, what don't they make plastic bracelets for these days? I'm going to market a "Support Plastic Bracelets" bracelet, not unlike my "Support Ribbon Campaigns" ribbon.

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He's pretty senile, though, and the nurses just ignore him.

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I'm not aware of any, but I think that hockey would make a fantastic anti-drug.

did ashely olsen got breast implants?
Maybe! (It doesn't feel like a real entry until I've posted something stupid about the Olsen twins.)

Romantic Pete Townshend fanfiction
Oh, OK. As long as it's romantic.

(Perhaps) The Final Comment:

hardhandle on 05-31-2005 at 07:34 PM CDT says: "I want any girls who'll have me...as long as shes hot and sexy and young"
(He searched "fucking little girls". He tried not to sound picky, but then it turned out that he was incredibly picky.)

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