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Do you have to have a baby before you can lactate cocaine, or could I just start pumping?

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Try leaving cat food on the porch. Mind the raccoons.

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Did you just do the opposite of putting the "asses" in "black strap molasses"?

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Nothing is ever truly free, searcher.

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Even with the correct spelling of son, this makes no sense.

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You may want to have your own genitals handy to compare.

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Grills actually don't reproduce sexually.

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September 9, 2005 @ 11:00 PM

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It was the best issue of Sports Illustrated ever.

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I'm impressed that the dog is able to successfully grill anything. (Or maybe they meant "dog grill jazz.")

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Not to be confused with curds and whey pussy.

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It may just keep that bus from hitting you.

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Those sound potentially boring.

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At first, I thought it was a son asking if he'd ever have a big dick like his dad. Then, I considered the rest of the search, and I realized that dad is waiting for the wife to leave so he can have sex with his daughter.

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I think you should wait until you pull it out (and wipe it off) before you start the tattooing.

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Yes. That's how I won all those gold medals in skiing.

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I believe it's spelled "Clynttenn."

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