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October 23, 2005 @ 8:30 PM

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Personally, I'd rather not have to see - or slightly worse, hear - Jessica Simpson do anything.

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I don't expect grills to listen. I just ask that they cook my food.

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That was quite the coming-of-age story, searcher.

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Unfortunately, I also didn't have the recipe.

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I don't care for the autoerotic asphyxiation.

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The pictures are perfectly slender.

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That must have been a few months ago, because street corn is out of season.

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October 9, 2005 @ 2:45 PM

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OK, but I have to ask that you also bring some sort of large stick.

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Did you watch that Lifetime movie where the kid stayed up all night drinking energy drinks and looking at porn and get worried that you'll become addicted? Because you probably won't.

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I would dress mine up as a refrigerator.

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That's the way to use adjectives - excessively.

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I both love and fail to understand this.

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Are they of you taking your first bath?

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Such a merry Christmas that would be.

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