September 9, 2005 @ 11:00 PM

mike ditka the crotch picture
It was the best issue of Sports Illustrated ever.

dog gril jizz
I'm impressed that the dog is able to successfully grill anything. (Or maybe they meant "dog grill jazz.")

old and weigh pussy
Not to be confused with curds and whey pussy.

"to scream my name real loud"
It may just keep that bus from hitting you.

items for oompa lumpa costumes
Foam pads, to create lumps.

super walmart layout
"I love WalMart so much! ♥♥♥"

pie fight results picture.com
Your handy guide to the world of pro pie fighting.

i......love.........dog.........pussy
I......love.........typing.......periods....

hayden christensen shirtless boner
I don't know. It would be pretty awesome if he put a little shirt on it (for the people).

cockcheese stories
Those sound potentially boring.

will i get a big dick like that daddy yes when mommy goes out
At first, I thought it was a son asking if he'd ever have a big dick like his dad. Then, I considered the rest of the search, and I realized that dad is waiting for the wife to leave so he can have sex with his daughter.

tattoo word on dicks in gril ass
I think you should wait until you pull it out (and wipe it off) before you start the tattooing.

"claritin-d" performance enhancing
Yes. That's how I won all those gold medals in skiing.

www.one hung cunt
What does this even mean?

www.do you like waffles .com
www.HELL YES!!!!.com

www.what are dogs.com
Please refer to answers.com.

brianna superman tattoo ass
That totally sounds like something she world do.

name one marsupial that lives in north america *
Your mom. Zing!

chalsi daughter of clinton
I believe it's spelled "Clynttenn."

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