October 23, 2005 @ 8:30 PM

"jessica simpson peeing"
Personally, I'd rather not have to see - or slightly worse, hear - Jessica Simpson do anything.

what is the old fashioned way to peirce ears? *
It includes ice and a potato.

Bastard loves to eat my pussy
The old fucker! Sounds just like 'im!

"octopus in pussy"+where did it come from
The Pacific Ocean.

girls fucking the football team suck
You're just jealous because you're not hot enough to fuck the football team or be fucked by the girls who fuck the football team.

grils with no hear on cunt porn
I don't expect grills to listen. I just ask that they cook my food.

+"taste like real cum"
Hard to believe it has 75% fewer calories per serving, huh?

boy see tits at his first football game
That was quite the coming-of-age story, searcher.

"charcoal lobster" recipe -menu
Unfortunately, I also didn't have the recipe.

i am a married whore so just ask me if I want to fuck
Fine, I'll ask, but I really don't care. Do you want to fuck, married whore?

erotic photos making love to the noose
I don't care for the autoerotic asphyxiation.

girls that are naked and cute pichers that are not fat
The pictures are perfectly slender.

little april on the rocks nude
That whole nude-women-in-martini-glasses thing is lame.

ALFRED PUJOLS *
Nope. Albert Polaris.

my best friend fucked my mom on the street corn for money porn pic
That must have been a few months ago, because street corn is out of season.

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