December 13, 2005 @ 6:20 PM

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Fighting for the right to love, as I understand it.

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"Kick him in the nads, Beavis!"

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I hope they either meant "tits" or were addressing the tater tots.

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They can count by twos and tie their shoes!

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He never would get hot enough to cook the food, though, and she was arrested for child abuse.

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That's one way to break it to him.

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Digging up some dirt on an enemy, eh?

"This boy's letter to santa claus is gonna tear him up"
I'm sure if all his reindeer could arrange room on his sleigh that you'd receive a big, bright package, and she'd be yours today.

how much do the old pirate sell his corn for? *
I have no idea, but the answer probably includes the word "arrr".

"You know you're a phan when"
This amuses me for two reasons:
1. The text in the results summary.
2. Google's suggestion that the searcher really meant "You know you're a phone when".

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Beggars can't be choosers, searcher.

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Well, whatta ya know!

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You get to meet Lindsay Lohan.

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This is confusing, because I don't know who, exactly, is wearing those sheer panties.

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I bet "popcorn" makes the top five.

I NEED TO LEARN A PIRATE ACCENT. *
I'VE TYPED IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT IS IMPORTANT.

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Is the word "asstastic" ever not funny?

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