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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

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Are you talking about Kevin "K-Fed" Federline?

5:50 PM

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

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I'm getting sick of these Snakes on a Plane references.

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There's a URL to snatch up.

5:14 PM

Sunday, May 28, 2006

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Boy Young... Is that Neil Young's boy?

12:13 AM

Saturday, May 27, 2006

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Really? Are you sure you can't think of any other verbs?

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I don't see anything wrong with that, as long as you launder the swimsuit.

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I first tried it back in 1935, when I was 37.

8:05 PM

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

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Did you turn the pictures into a sex robot, or "sexbot?"

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1 girl leaves.

4:46 PM

Monday, May 22, 2006

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That can't be good for you. Do you at least cut them into smaller pieces first?

1:35 PM

Friday, May 19, 2006

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Tara Reid. (Zing!)

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I mainly just wanted to see if BlogThis! was working.

8:35 PM

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"Daddy, what's a butt crotch?"
"I don't know, son. Let's consult the internets. I think it involves baseball..."

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Only because the director tells them to.

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I don't watch the NASCAR, myself, but this sounds likely.

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Even allowing for the fact that "cow gril sex" means "cow girl sex," I'm lost (dot com).

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My site is free, and it's possible that said gay male urine fetishists might enjoy something about it.

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Maybe! It's probably about as tall as the father.

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Is this a My Two Dads fan fiction search?

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It was high time that Burger King branched off into selling hookers.

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That definitely sounds like something crackwhores would do.

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That sounds hilarious.

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I lost out on the contract. :(

7:24 PM