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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

naked pictures of chris pronger
This was sandwiched between still more hits for Lauren Pronger.

Clever 4th of July writings *
My writings are never clever.

11:50 PM

Monday, June 26, 2006

35 years old with hairy pit and pussy
I once knew a Harry Pitt. Pretty sure he had a cat.

Fernando T. Ho
I don't know Fernando, though.

I'm still mostly getting hits for Lauren Pronger. I can't help these searchers at all.

7:33 PM

how to make money by posting nude pictures of my wife
Yeah, I kinda beat you to that...

1:04 AM

Sunday, June 25, 2006

lauren pronger bitch
Did she say something bad about Chevy's?
(I got an unbelievable number of hits about Lauren Pronger, so something must be up.)

tit hammer nail breast
Please, Hammer! Don't hurt 'em!

1:23 AM

Monday, June 19, 2006

i want to fuck my dream girls
That is the general idea, yes.

10:00 PM

Sunday, June 18, 2006

what a tasty dick you have grandpa
I got this hit whilst watching Mr. T.

4:01 AM

Monday, June 12, 2006

looking at my sleeping nude mother
Yep. Thar she blows.

audio of a girl saying, "fuck me, daddy!"
Father's Day is just around the corner, kids.

3:46 PM

Sunday, June 11, 2006

what is an opossum and it's purpose *
In my experience? It's an animal who exists to eat cat food under the cover of night.

mom shows daughters how to eat horse cum
... with chopsticks.

4:46 PM

Saturday, June 10, 2006

in plants for your tits
Try some pine tar soap and aspirin.

does eating the cum make u pregnant
Yes. That's actually how men occasionally get pregnant.

2:50 PM

Friday, June 09, 2006

corn in my pussy
Did you have sex on Corn Beach?

me pictureand me pussy picture
Arrr!

6:44 PM

Thursday, June 08, 2006

my wife and daughter sucked the young man's cock and tasted his sperm
It sounds like he's giving his testimony before the jury, and his lawyer coached him.

8:44 PM

picture of what a monkey would look like if on meth
He would have the cleanest house on the street.

I SLEEP IN MY SISTERS PUSSY
Fantastic.

4:05 AM

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

grils who take up the ass
"The ass" is a good cause, but I don't see how grills can help.

9:18 PM

Monday, June 05, 2006

yes son jack off that big cock right in mommys and your sisters face
Actually, that sounds a little rude. Just jack that big cock off into your sock as usual.

6:37 PM

Sunday, June 04, 2006

she will fuck your brains out
No, because I need my brain for smart-making.

4:50 PM

beautiful sexy horny hot women who love to suck and fuck u r brains out
U R SOL LOL
(Letters.)

1:41 AM

Friday, June 02, 2006

queen bootleg trades *
The searcher was no doubt very, very disappointed with this result.

www.shit the real food
What the hell does this mean?

6:43 PM