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Saturday, June 30, 2007

man 43 want to meat sexy +gril 30
The Plus Grill 30 is a spectacular model.

11:23 PM

Thursday, June 28, 2007

sucking horse cum (powerpoint)
That'll keep everyone's attention at the meeting!

What do pirate's call money?
Money. (Mainly, I'm amused that Stop the ACLU beat me in the results for this one.)

Search grandmothers BUTTS and shrunken kids
You just did.

11:38 PM

Sunday, June 24, 2007

dealing with wife with black penis
Is it in a jar? Because that may indicate that she has a problem.

10:19 PM

Thursday, June 21, 2007

eggo waffle moocher
On top of stealing your waffle, he gets syrup all over your couch.

grils of spring break
It comes with a free copy of Grills of Tailgating.

12:15 AM

Monday, June 18, 2007

women saying cum inside me wav
That would be a less creepy ringtone than the crying baby ones I keep seeing ads for. Seriously, who the hell would want to hear that every time they received a call? (I realize that this was not a search for ringtones.)

9:33 PM

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

what should you put in a parrot's cage
There were plenty of good answers above the link to my page, but mine mentioned quality time and a pirate.

tammy tramontine
Is she related to Dale?

1:46 AM