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Saturday, May 31, 2008

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"The pie from the bakery was good, I guess, but nothing beats Granny's home-cooking!"

9:46 PM

Thursday, May 22, 2008

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I don't approve, but the search string does sound funny.

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Piriot is the best damn detective in this god-forsaken city.

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Really, PK. You shouldn't put pitchers on the grill! (I'm honestly not sure what this person wanted. Quit?)

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That cat'll eat anything.

8:10 PM

Friday, May 16, 2008

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This sounds like a job for LOLcats, not tasty-pirate.

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You're thinking of the French. They also drink pee, according to the Saturday Night Live sketch of reference.

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I don't know. Coffee stirs?

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Assuming that the searcher did not mean "eat" literally, I'm honestly not clear on the distinction between sucking and eating the penis.

6:16 PM

Thursday, May 15, 2008

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He hasn't been able to do that since she grew her hair out.

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Google wonders: "Did you mean: journey litle girls litle tits fukin old man"?
Yes, he did. That's definitely Journey's worst album.

3:48 PM

Sunday, May 04, 2008

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I can't imagine dog and horse paid her all that well.

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He meant to write "that forthwith come to your home," because he wanted to have sex with a grill within the hour.

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I'm genuinely curious as to why someone searched for this.

HOW TASTEY IS GIRLS CUM
I assumed that this said "GRILS" when I first glanced through the list of queries, and was impressed when I realized that it didn't.

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Is Cum Tasty?, whose real name is George Stanowitz, was born on May 17, 1963, in Appleton, Wisconsin...

3:47 PM