05-04-2000 1:07 AM I think that the cat picked up some bad odor downstairs. She smells quite rank.
The Cardinals need to stop sucking, and soon, or I'll have to start sending them motivational death threats.
Speaking of baseball (and, really, when am I not?) ... Michael has designed the best stadium of them all, Pac Man Park! Inspired, in part, by the new stadiums that debuted this year, Pac Man Park features wacky proportions and bullpens in the outfield. Other special features include:
Pac Man Park: And You Thought Enron Was Stupid!
- The Garden, a beautiful flower garden located in shallow center field.
- Homerun Chutes, leading balls into the "Rayford's Water Fun" area (named for baseball star Floyd Rayford).
- Soft, shiny, yellow satin turf.
I think that Michael needs to add some randomly placed trees and a ring of fire around the mound. That would be sweet!There was a sign in front of a St. Louis McDonalds that said, "NOW HIRING BIG MAC 0.99". I like to think he took them up on that offer.
Have I mentioned how delighted I am that freespeech.org will only let me upload in "passive" mode, thus rendering my blogger account worthless? Because I am! Who needs convenience when you can have a serious pain in the ass?
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