quick, easy facts: location: IL, USA occupation: half-assed college student live with: mother, brother (Michael), cats, many a rodent common on-line handles: old school - Nic/Nicolette; these days - tastypirate fan of: Cardinals, Blues, Illini, Rams stuff I do: view TV, read magazines (and occasionally even whole books), play games, screw with the site, attend sporting events and the odd live theatrical performance, get bored, sleep (there's other more fun, cooler stuff, but I don't think I do it often enough to list it) I probably won't be marrying A-Rod for his money, but I may still discuss that possibility with him once he's divorced. I like pie. Pie, pie, pie! I like pie! Pie, pie, pie. Pie and chicken! I like pie. Pie, pie, pie! I like pie! Well, enough of that....

This is so outdated, I don't know where to begin. Feel free to email me if you're itching to find out more. [tasty-pirate.org]