Tell everyone around you that you can't wait for the Creatures of Rock Concert to start.
Look through the cast list, saying, "Did her, did her, did him, participated in my last blood orgy, too ugly, did her..."
Ask the ushers if it's OK if you set up your tripod camera in the aisle and put some special microphones on the performers.
Offer the nearest old woman a baggy full of white powder.
Check to see if your rubber bands, slingshot, eggs, miniature gong, beer helmet and 15 francs are easily accessible.
Act One:
Loudly yell, "What the fuck is this? Those aren't the Creatures of Rock! Shit!"
Laugh hysterically, pointing out that "the Foreman is standing over there!"
Start a "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" chant while Fantine and the Factory Girl fight.
Yell, "Fantine! I'll give you 25 francs for your hair!"
I began this project right before my move to angelfire. I lost interest quickly, and didn't take it with me.