see also:
official images
past URLs

designed with:
IE 6.0
Netscape 6.1
800 x 600 resolution
css, javascript & greymatter
digital camera, paintbrush, PhotoSuite & PhotoShop
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pirates (tasty or otherwise)
The Pittsburgh Pirates
pirated goods
cannibalism
tastiness
crack
pie
waffles
porn/pr0n
sports teams
or anything else
 

about the webmistress
 

A few years back, there was a promo ad for waffles. In the ad, a guy happily mumbled something that sounded like, "Mmm! Tasty pirate!" while eating his waffles. The phrase stuck with us; thus, we went with the URL
"tasty-pirate.org". (We recently found the ad, and have determined that the phrase he mumbled was, "Hmmm, friendly crowd". Which, really, sounds absolutely nothing like "tasty pirate". Oh, well.)

We won't host others, because we have limited space, and are cheap. We also won't provide email addresses
@tasty-pirate.org (but why would you want one?).

This site was designed to be readable in any browser. Possibly very ugly, and some javascript or css stuff potentially won't work, but text should be readable. Text, html, etc. by Sarah, unless it says otherwise. Yell at her (and be specific about the error, the browser you're using, etc.) if something doesn't work and you care. The site looks best in the latest version of Explorer. I think.

If you find this site and think you know me in person, it's all good. You're probably wrong, though, because I don't know anyone. If you find anything here to be offensive, that's your problem, and silly. We're harmless, and usually just kidding. If any one person understands more than two-thirds of what I write here, I'm not doing my job.

Void where prohibited. If seal is broken, do not use. Refrigerate after opening. No purchase necessary. For a free game piece, send a SASE to the address under the label. Made in the USA. Does not contain MSG. DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG! Violence hurts everyone.

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