tasty-pirate projects:

Images That Lore Released to the Public Domain
It's really, really pointless.

Ask a Stereotypical Pirate
Readers' questions, answered by a pirate.

Old School Project 2000
A celebration of the sites I built before tasty-pirate.org. You can play a really slow version of pong!

crappy "fan fiction":

Les Bleep!erables
Unerotic Les Mis porn. It only took four years to finish.

Phantom of the Opera - A Christmas to Remember
My critically acclaimed "Phan fic".

Les Mis commercials
Written at Le Café in August 1997. Off-site. (I wrote the ones listed under "Nicolette", which was my Le Café handle.)

writings by Michael:

Michael's Fake Bio
Michael's response to those lame email surveys.

Supermen
A poem, by Michael. It really makes you think.

dinosaurs:

Old GuestBooks
Because everybody loves old guestbooks.

English-to-Spanish Translator
Essential Spanish.

Broadway Now News Story
My mockery of a Skippy-related article from Broadway Now.

The Pie Shrine's Second Birthday Bash
1999's birthday celebration for the Pie Shrine (AKA, "Windows NT Chat").

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