tasty-pirate projects:
Images That Lore Released to the Public Domain
It's really, really pointless.Ask a Stereotypical Pirate
Readers' questions, answered by a pirate.Old School Project 2000
A celebration of the sites I built before tasty-pirate.org. You can play a really slow version of pong!crappy "fan fiction":
Les Bleep!erables
Unerotic Les Mis porn. It only took four years to finish.Phantom of the Opera - A Christmas to Remember
My critically acclaimed "Phan fic".Les Mis commercials
Written at Le Café in August 1997. Off-site. (I wrote the ones listed under "Nicolette", which was my Le Café handle.)writings by Michael:
Michael's Fake Bio
Michael's response to those lame email surveys.Supermen
A poem, by Michael. It really makes you think.dinosaurs:
Old GuestBooks
Because everybody loves old guestbooks.English-to-Spanish Translator
Essential Spanish.Broadway Now News Story
My mockery of a Skippy-related article from Broadway Now.The Pie Shrine's Second Birthday Bash
1999's birthday celebration for the Pie Shrine (AKA, "Windows NT Chat").