Full Name: Jim Jerome Richardson
Nicknames: Bitch, Crack-Whore, Jimmy
Parents: Joe-Bob and Mary-Jane
Siblings: Jane 14, Jimmy Joe 18, Mary-Kate 12, Joleen 15,
Katie-May 17, Daisy-Jane 23, (more That I don't know)
School: Never Had Much Cause For Book-Learnin'
Future School: Never Had Much Cause For Book-Learnin'
Best Friends In real life: Emily Miller (If you catch my drift)
Best Friends Online: ***censored***
Boyfriends/Girlfriends/Crushes: Bill Gates
Hobbies: Skinny Dippin', Doin' some pig slappin' and whiskey
drinkin' down by the Ol' waterin' hole
Best Advice Ever received: Nothin' says lovin' like doin' your
cousin.
Words Or Phrases Overused: shiver-me-timbers
Non sport game you excel at: Drugs
Non sport game you enjoy: having sex with my cousin Daisy-May.
Coolest Experience in life: sex-skydivin'
Scariest Thing you've ever done: ain't gettin' no sex for 8 days
Thing you regret doing: Not having sex with Grandma before she
passed on.
Thing you wish you would have done: Grandma before she passed on
Favorite thing to do in summer: Having Sex with my younger cousins
Favorite thing to do in fall: Have sex with my older cousins
Favorite thing to do in winter: Have sex with my parents
First thing you notice in a person: Ass, Chest
What you want to be: A good southerner
Future goals: Marry one of my favorite cousins
Favorite Music: Sex-Music
Favorite Song: Does the Dukes of Hazzard Theme count?
Favorite Groups/Singers: Willie Nelson
Favorite Color: Skin
Favorite Food: that underwear you can eat
Least Favorite Food: Cardboard
Collect: Virgins
Funniest Person you know: Me
Favorite Subjects: Whats a subject?
Least Favorite Subjects: again?
Favorite thing to do on a rainy day: Hump
Favorite sports to play: Hide and seek
Favorite sports to watch: Porno
Favorite numbers: 69
Favorite athletes: Jerry Springer
Favorite book: I cain't read
Favorite cartoon character: Bosco
Favorite actor: That Rush Limbaugh guy
Favorite actress: Dennis Rodman
Favorite movies: The Hump Back of Notre Damn, and Ram-Bone
Favorite Broadway Production: any porn
Favorite Music Channel: Arkansas Country
Favorite Music Video: I don't understand what that means.
Favorite Animal: Hump Back Whale
Favorite TV show: The Springer Show
Favorite Excuse Line: I was out Fuckin' my cousin
Favorite Pickup Line: Are we related?
Favorite day: When one of my cousins turn 12
Favorite Months: all of em'
Favorite part of the newspaper: I'm a good southerner, I cain't read
Favorite tooth paste: I'm from the south, we don't brush.
Funniest thing ever heard from a teacher: never had much cause for
book learnin'
Best Feature: my 6th toe
Favorite quote: Shit Jim-Bob, your sposed to eat that first.