Setting: Valjean lounges along the side of a deserted road. A young boy appears, tossing a coin. He drops the coin, and it rolls to Valjean, who stops it with his foot.
Boy: Hey, asshole, that's mine! Give it to me!
Valjean: (Aside.) I'd love to give it to you. (To Boy.) Why don't you just come over here and get it?
(Boy bends over in front of Valjean to get the coin. Valjean watches, getting really turned on.)
Boy: (Stands up.) Move your foot.
Valjean: (Aside.) Better wait till he's at least fourteen. (To Boy.) I'll make you a deal - I'll give you this coin once you tell me where I can find a brothel. I haven't banged any female hoes in years!
Boy: There's a bitchin' whorehouse right up the street. I'll show you.
Valjean: Killer.
(Valjean follows the boy to a large whorehouse. They go inside, and it is filled with scantily-clad skanks. There are a few orgies going on in the background. Valjean approaches a hot blond chick in pleather.)
Valjean: Hey, baby, let's have hot, kinky sex.
Fantine: OK.
(Trumpets start. Hot, kinky sex follows.)
Valjean: So, what's your name?
Fantine: Fantine. I have an interesting past. Also, I'm going to die soon, leaving my illegitimate daughter an orphan.
Valjean: Bummer. Want me to watch out for her until she's old enough to be a huge slut?
Fantine: Killer. (Dies.)