Setting: (The streets of Paris after midnight. Javert follows a sexy man in a National Guard uniform home.)
Javert: (Shouts.) Valjean!
Valjean: (Turns to face Javert.) So you've finally tracked me down, Inspector. How did you find me?
Javert: I saw a man beat up a National Guard and steal his uniform to get in on that orgy.
Valjean: I was a little proud of that idea. How did you know it was me?
Javert: I never forget an ass.
Valjean: (Smirks.) So, is that a nightstick in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
Javert: I'm not wearing any pants.... (A slow, rhythmic beat is heard.)
Valjean: (Opens the door.) Well, then. We'd best get you inside and warmed up before you catch cold.
(Javert follows Valjean to the bedroom. Intimate relations - and some light bondage - are enjoyed.)
Valjean: (Removing Javert's heavily lubed nightstick.) Still as good as you were all those years ago. You must be the best the police force has to offer, Inspector.
Javert: I always get my man, 24601. I always get my man. (Laughter. Fade to credits.)
The End
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