Scene One

Setting: Prison, someplace in France, sometime in the 1800s. Javert, in bondage gear, appears on screen, holding a yellow ticket. (Who cares!?! Let's see some action!)

Javert: 24601!!

(Valjean appears on screen in scanty prison uniform.)
Valjean: Yes?

Javert: I have here your yellow ticket of leave. (Aside.) You stud-muffin, you! (To Valjean.) You know what that means?

Valjean: (Teary-eyed.) It means that, after 19 years of hard labor and frequent anal rapes by my fellow inmates, which will appear in the movie later as a flashback, I'm free.

(Javert moves closer.)
Javert: Well - not just yet. (Drops yellow ticket at Valjean's feet.) Pick that up.

(Valjean bends at the waist to pick up the paper. Javert licks his lips. Trumpets begin, and a steady, slow drum-beat is heard. Javert moves closer and, well, intimate stuff happens.)

Valjean: (pulling up pants) May I go, now?

Javert: Yes, 24601, you're free.

(Exit Valjean.)
Javert: Free from the prison cell. Not from me, or my love. Not ever. And I will never be free from your presence in my heart.