Setting: (The next night, apparently, in the smoky streets of Paris. Near nekkid hoes offer high quality head to passers-by. A scruffy-looking, yet hot, goth chick with multiple piercings wanders the streets.)
Eponine: I'm so lonely since Marius started nailing that bitch Cosette. I better drown my sorrows with some hot loving. (Eponine conveniently runs into an occasional fuck partner, Montparnasse.)
Montparnasse: What's up, baby? (He unties his lace-up pleather pants. Key music.)
Eponine: (Ripping off dress.) Why don't you show me?
(Eponine and Montparnasse share kinky intimacy on a mattress in an alley. The occasional tourist stops to take pictures. Hookers cheer.)
Eponine: (Toweling off.) I better go peek in Marius' window.
Montparnasse: Killer. (Still bare-ass, he corrals in a few hookers for round two.)
(Eponine finds Marius and Cosette preparing for some lovin'.)
Marius: This might be our last time, baby, so we better make it count. (He notices Eponine watching.) And I know just the way to make this one special. You're into other chicks, right?
Cosette: Damn straight, stud.
(Eponine comes on in, and a hot threesome commences. They make some freaky love. Marius is occasionally involved.)
Marius: (In the after glow, with a skank in each arm.) I guess those barricades weren't the only thing rising tonight. (All laugh.)